Lent!
Here is a list of things I have given up for lent (This list is not exhaustive):
- Going to the Ikea cafe
- Darts
- Faster than light travel
- Eye make-up
- Eating the hearts of my enemies
- Reciting Jabberwocky backwards in front of a mirror at midnight during an eclipse
- Smoking
- Fencing
- Spoon-theft
- Doing the lottery
- Telekenesis
- Faith-healing
- Pretending to have conversations with Marlon Brando at seances
- Black Mass
- Using the phrase “doxastic haecceity”
- Beer
I am like 16 times a better Christian than you. Ha ha.
