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Amusing headlines
Recently I’ve noticed a few newspaper headlines that are equal parts hilarious and intriguing. Maybe it’s because not much real news happens in the summer? Anyway, all of the following are genuine news stories, though I have neglected to record where I saw these actual headlines.
- Drunk badger disrupts traffic
- Ozzy Osbourne’s dog eaten by coyote
- Pablo Escobar’s fugitive hippo shot dead
- Man blows up apartment in attempt to repair bed
My favourite is that third one. It sounds like something straight out of The Day Today…