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Alliteration Amuses Sainsbury Shopper Seamus.

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I saw this week’s Epigram headline ”Taxi Terror as Cabbie Kidnaps First Year” and thought that the alliteration detracted from the seriousness of the story. So I amused myself on the way to Sainsbury’s by concocting another headline that had even more alliteration in it. It got a bit out of hand…

Sensationalist Story ”Taxi Terror as Cabbie Kidnaps Frightened Fresher” Earns Epigram Prestigious Prize.

The Awful Alliteration Award was Presented by President Pete Powell of the Association for the Amelioration of Articles Authored by Amateurs to Epigram’s Editor Edward Ellis.

Oh, the ways I find to amuse myself…

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Written by Seamus

December 5, 2007 at 7:01 pm

Posted in university

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