Sound and Fury

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Lent!

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Here is a list of things I have given up for lent (This list is not exhaustive):

  • Going to the Ikea cafe
  • Darts
  • Faster than light travel
  • Eye make-up
  • Eating the hearts of my enemies
  • Reciting Jabberwocky backwards in front of a mirror at midnight during an eclipse
  • Smoking
  • Fencing
  • Spoon-theft
  • Doing the lottery
  • Telekenesis
  • Faith-healing
  • Pretending to have conversations with Marlon Brando at seances
  • Black Mass
  • Using the phrase “doxastic haecceity”
  • Beer

I am like 16 times a better Christian than you. Ha ha.

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Written by Seamus

February 8, 2008 at 1:02 am

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